TAC 42 Index
The Sun traverses your sign. Heat-stroke will bring with it a need for intravenous fluids, skin grafting and medical insurance. Shortbread (or another dry biscuit product) will be found at the bottom of your rucksack, or perhaps in the rucksack of the one you love - do not eat it.
Lucky terrain: peat hags.
Venus, goddess of love, brings the likelihood of wild, spontaneous outdoor lovemaking. Bear this in mind, and be sure to set out with only those who would make suitable partners. Later in the month, do not ignore those mild urinary symptoms - a little action now will save trouble later.
Lucky map: OS36.
As ever, your impulsive nature brings misery to yourself and those around you. Do not be surprised to find yourself friendless and alone by the end of the month. But a new set of hill tables will give you something with which to while away the endless hours. A leaking water bottle may cause distress.
Lucky soft drink: Diet Irn Bru.
Uranus still dominates. This means that you will be the butt of feeble jokes and objectionable puns for some time to come. Lightning strike may bring an old friendship to an abrupt but spectacular end. Rubber-soled footwear is a must throughout the month.
Lucky weather-person: Lex from Reporting Scotland.
Your water-related troubles are by no means over. Dead livestock high on the hill may make your choice of drinking water suspect. Now is the time to study up on the early symptoms of rinderpest and amoebic liver abscess. A broken crampon strap will result in a major mountain rescue call-out, on or around the 22nd.
Lucky organ: bowels.
A significant concentration of GPS satellites within your sign during the early part of the month will make accurate navigation impossible anywhere out of sight of the road. Horrific injury may occur. A mix-up with a map will bring you closer to one you hate, possibly in a snow-hole or cave.
Lucky hill journalist: Cameron McNeish.
TAC 42 Index