The Angry Corrie 15: Oct-Nov 1993


The Wild Stalker

(to the tune of 'The Wild Rover')

I've been a deer stalker for many a year
And I've spent all my money on slaughtering deer
But now I'm returning with blood on my hands
And until next deer season I'll make other plans

CHORUS:

And it's no nay never
No nay never no more
Will I have a clear conscience
No never no more
I went to a bothy I used to frequent
But it was full of walkers, away I was sent
I don't like to be made to look like a clown
So I brought a bulldozer and shut the hut down

CHORUS

One day I shot deer in a fine Highland glen
I was having an excellent time until when...
A group of hillwalkers did walk up the track
So I told them: '**** off and don't ever come back!'

CHORUS

I have to admit I like slaughtering deer
And I never would miss the grouse season, no fear
There's just one thing I would rather do without fail
But to shoot at hillwalkers means long years in jail!

REPEAT CHORUS

Graham R Pearson


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