The Angry Corrie 9: Sep-Oct 1992

10 things you'll usually find in a Scottish bothy

And while we we're on the subject...

  1. An old car seat
  2. Mice
  3. Half a packet of Smash, a year past its sell-by date
  4. A bloody Englishman, usually loud
  5. A congealing puddle of minestrone soup, just where you want to put your sleeping bag
  6. A strange smell
  7. Empty whisky bottle
  8. A log book, containing crude drawings and explicit text usually done by some scout group from Surrey
  9. Two or three odd socks, usually damp
  10. A box of used matches

K. Rintoul

Ed. - How about: 11. Dave McFadzean ?

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